Confessions of a Recovering Fucktard part I  

rm_Electra0802 47F
1 posts
6/29/2006 10:38 pm

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7/4/2006 11:45 pm

Confessions of a Recovering Fucktard part I

Ok....... I admit, "Fucktard" is way overused; however, nobody has suggested a new label and I am not creative enough right now to think of a relacement word..... so, i will just go with "Fucktard". *sigh*

I believe there are several different types of Fucktards: Today, I will discuss one:

The Blatant Fucktard:

**** note***"Newbies" are often mistaken as fucktards; however, personally, I like to give a newbie a few days to adjust.

#1. Types in all-caps, all the time in chat
#2. makes a habit of asking for a person's IM
after a simple 'hello'..... multiple times
multiple times during a chat session...
#3. Does not understand the concept of NO...
continues you ask for someone's IM or to meet
or have sex with someone even after he/she
has been told, "no thanks" or "prefer to chat
here", etc (People try to be nice, but
sometimes one has to resort to "Hell No!"
for some people to understand, unfortunately.
#4 Often uses all-caps in his/her handle or uses
"69", in handle.
#5. Posts his or her vital statistics over and
over... ex. GOODLOOKING BIG COCK IN BUMFUCK
EQYSPT HERE...PRESS "123" IF INTERESTED.
#6. Often makes the following errors: types
"Ladyes" for "Ladies", "Looser" for "Loser",
"hear" for "here". etc
#7. Consciously and seriously uses "Hawt" for
"Hot", "Skeered" for "scared", etc.

#8. Uses black/beginner font, not because he/she
wants to but because he/she cannot figure out
how to change font color even after being
told.. (this however doesn't apply to people
who geniunely WANt this font solor)

#9. Gives out his/her number in public chatroom.
I am sure there are other characteristics......just can't think of them now....

***************to be continued*************


Just_a_Tapper 56M
2 posts
6/30/2006 4:37 pm

HOT DAMN....I'm GETTING EDITORIALS DONE ON ME NOW.... :- Can't WAIT FOR THE NEXT REVIEW TO CUM OUT....AWWWWWW...I FEEL SO SPECIAL....TY FOR NOTICING ME...

Oh WAIT..WHAT IS YOUR IM AGAIN???...I FORGOT TO WRIT IT DOWN Hummmmm...


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