Some Humor  

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5/9/2006 11:45 am

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5/15/2006 6:07 pm

Some Humor

A man was walking by the streets of Barcelona when he found a lamp, picked it up and rubbed it and a genie popped out of it.

The genie said:
- "Ok, Ok, stop rubbing, you have freed me from the lamp... bla-bla,bla-bla..but this is the fourth time that someone has freed me in this month and I'm up to my balls of stupid wishes so forget about the whole three whishes crap cause I'm only gonna give you one!.

The man sat on a bench and thought for a while. Finally the man said:
- "I have always wanted to go to New York, but I'm afraid of flying and in a boat I get sea sick all the time. 澧an you construct a bridge all the way to New York so I can travel by car there?

The genie laughed loudly and said:
- "that's impossible Think of the colossal logistics necessary to build it! 澦ow can the pillars that support it be built all the way to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean with, a 10-20 km. depth?. Think of the amount of steel and concrete required. You're talking about a bridge 10.000 km. long. and we would have to build a gas station every 100 km. Think of the infrastructure. It’s impossible. Think of another wish. This one can not be"

The man understood and he sat again to meditate upon his new wish, a really good wish to ask the genie. Finally the man said:
- "I've been married and divorces three times. My wives have always said that I don't care and that I'm insensible. So I wish I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside. I want to know what they are thinking when they look at me in silence. I want to know why they yell and why they cry and what they really want when they say "nothing's wrong". Actually, The thing I want the most is to know how to make them happy."

The genie look back at the man surprised and asks him:

- "The bridge... 澳o you want it with two or four lanes?"

SexAngel615 32F

5/12/2006 7:17 pm

Thats was cute. Thanxs for sharing!!!

DakR1972 44M  

5/15/2006 8:29 am

LMAO Great joke!

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