Things Stressed Women May Say on AFF  

rm_Dysgyzed 45F
3068 posts
2/15/2006 4:19 pm

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Things Stressed Women May Say on AFF

Sometimes...if you don't laugh...all you can do is sit and cry. This is very dangerous for me.

Soooo...

THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK:

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

2. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

3. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 35 years.

4. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

5. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!

6. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. (I have been known to say this.)

7. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

8. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

9. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

12. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-sincere fuck?


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
2/16/2006 5:50 am

Now THIS is our Dys! I can almost hear you saying every one of these, LOL. Yeah, sometimes ya gotta laugh to keep from cryin'. Why do ya think I do drugs? You know reality is for those who can't handle drugs, LMAO. And most of the time, reality sucks. Well not really, if it did it would be more fun. Just remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel, and it is generally an oncoming train. But if a smile is gonna be your umbrella, you're gonna get really fucking wet. On that note.........Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
2/16/2006 6:08 am

Good start to my day....I actually did LOL......


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/16/2006 8:01 am

Sometimes I tear really easily. I did that at work back then and I did it at school too. It's just hard to retain the frustration etc.


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
2/16/2006 12:13 pm

Damn system ate my response again. Now THIS is our Dys. I can hear you saying those things right now. Always remember, there is a light at the end of every tunnel, and it is generally an oncoming train. If you are gonna let a smile be your umbrella, you most likely will get awful fucking wet. On that note.........Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


MONA_14 29F

2/16/2006 2:34 pm

I enjoyed reading your blog and wish that you are our Friends


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
2/16/2006 6:39 pm

Hell Dys, gotta try to bring some kinda smile today. Methinks you can use one . Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
2/16/2006 8:57 pm

I can soooo hear you saying some of that shit. Let 'em have it girl!

-WHT


tillerbabe 55F

2/17/2006 1:38 am

Me thinks you need a bubble bath.. drawing the water now..{=}


GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
2/17/2006 10:59 am

# 5 made me laugh a lot.............


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
2/17/2006 4:26 pm

OK, Senator's Club, warm bubble bath w/lavender scented bath salts, lavender candles in the bathroom, kyne, ?, and Al Green on the stereo. Anything else? Damn, these detailed wish spells take so friggin' long. Anyway darlin' we're working on it! Details, details , details.

That's what Carol gets tonite, except in an 8 jet whirlpool. And she's into Santana, not Al green, LOL.

nighters. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
2/18/2006 3:22 pm

Awww shucks, you're gonna ruin my image, LOL. Actually, she did, and she does. That's her nightly routine on weekends. Now the aromas may change, LOL, but that's part of our thing. She relaxes, and I sit and talk with her. How relaxed was I trying to make YOU? Hmmmmmm. Don't get me started now, LMAO. Let's just say that it is a gentleman's job, nay duty, to create a relaxing and enjoyable atmosphere for ANY woman he may be near, LOL. Honestly, I figured you needed a bit o' pampering, and that was the best I could do on short notice, LOL. I DO like pamering women. It's SO much fun! Given a bit of advanced warning, I believe we can do better. Obviously I get off on that stuff. Bubba has left the building tonite, LOL, but Joe's still hanging out.

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


fantasylover_05 62M

2/18/2006 3:54 pm

I particularly liked # 9... I have been in such places!! LOL

Thanks


Priapeo 46M

2/21/2006 6:30 am

But you sure can be sweet sometimes, can't you?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


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