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Should I join the Mafia...
Should I join the Mafia...
[blog saintlianna] wrote about the pros and cons of joining a biker gang [post 161963].
Well, I've thought about that too, but finally rejected the idea cause I don't like the cold and tryin' to ride a bike in 20 degree weather on icy assed roads just doesn't seem like a thrillin' time to me.
So.. my fantasy has always been to join the Mafia. No, not the Italians... the Irish. From what I hear they are some bad motherfuckers.
What would I do? Well, the enforcer position seems to be the entry-level job.
Yes, I would invest in silk designer clothes, including skirts so that I could keep my .32 revolver tuck in the hose of my garter belt and smile like an angel before carrying out my duties.
It's a bit like a La Femme Nikita scene.
Could I do it? Could I really shoot people? If they fucked with me or mine, yeah, you can bet your sweet ass that I could and would.
I have the nobility, I have the fury, and I have the loyalty.
However, how the hell do you apply to be an Irish mafia member? What are the qualifications? What's the pay scale? What are my chances of promotion (provided I don't get shot in the head?) Do they accept women in positions of authority? Can I MAKE them accept my authority?
And yes, I do love the Sopranos, but it's quite a bit different in my visualization.
*sigh* so I'll have to go back to my rather mundane life. (But if ya know of anyone who could help, send 'em on my way, would ya?)
Shit. 3AM? You want me to go to work at 3AM on a holiday? Somebody's gonna pay for this shit. It better be bonus time in 6 weeks!
1/3/2006 6:19 pm
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1/5/2006 7:03 pm
I 'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse...|
1/6/2006 12:08 am
Sweet Lass, joining the Irish Mafia is as easy as sending away for your FREE membership application to: Shamus O'Malley & Father Brennan|
Expert Irish Mafia Membership Directors, 127 Dugan Dr. Cameron, Mo. 64429 Please enclose $29.95 in cash only for shipping and handling charges. Females are encouraged to join due to the need for beautiful
enforcers and killers. Must be 18 yrs. or older to join, Irish background helpful but not required. Must know at least one verse of the song 'Danny Boy' and available weekends and holidays. Must purchase own bullets and crave sexual encounter with handsome, older,
Irish Priests whose initials are "Father Brennan."
1/8/2006 8:24 am
Yeah, but why a .32? Piss poor round really. At THAT size revolver, use a .38 (S&W model 442 airweight Centennial), or better yet, drop to a North Amercican Arms .22 long revolver. Now THAT little puppy will do ya, LOL. Iffn' you gonna be a pro, use pro tools, LMAO. Gotta love chicks in chainmail!|
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