Fuck it. I don't care!  

rm_Dysgyzed 46F
3068 posts
12/9/2005 9:26 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fuck it. I don't care!

Alright. I've been thinking. There's just no sense in me having all of this joy all by my little lonesome. So, in tribute to those who make me laugh and think with your blogs, I'm going to try this for a bit.

THIS STUFF IS MOSTLY NOT MINE. MOST OF IT IS FROM WEBSITES THAT I'M FINDING ABOUT ANTI-CHRISTMAS.

There may be some of my own twisted thinking here too. Ya just never know what you might find here.
Enjoy it? Great!
Don't? There are a lot of other great ones on here; go find one of them. (I'm being semi-sweet tonight).

So with no further ado...

IF SANTA ANSWERED HIS LETTERS:

Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.

Love, Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.

Santa


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/9/2005 10:29 pm

Dont forget a nice fat blunt while your at it, instead of a pipe. Santa needs some chronic to stay so damn jolly.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/10/2005 7:51 am

Welcome to Blogland, sweetie! So glad to see you're here after you left the Island...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


jackrorabbit 47M
56 posts
12/11/2005 7:46 am

Just dont give the reindeer the booze or Santa may end up with the carrot up his arse.


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