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So, a friend called me last night, and he said "You like to talk dirty, don't you?"
Well, sure. Now, this is a bit awkward. I LIKE this man, I really do, and to bang the hell out of him is liable just to fuck the whole thing up. Truth of it is, I think we will be more useful to one another if we just keep it strictly platonic.
But still, there's something about the man that causes me to think "Ahm, but ya know... there are no guarantees that we would stay in touch with one another anyway, so I COULD. OH HELL YES, I COULD!!!!
I do just look at him and my eyes get darker, and yet brighter. He makes my mouth water when I allow myself to think about stripping him and slithering all around him as I have him pushed to the wall.
So... I'm there trying to decide exactly how dirty I want to be when talking to him, when he says...
"Like I would slam my cock up your ass and then stick it in your mouth."
All I could do was laugh. Now THAT, THAT was dirty.
Wonder if he's been reading The Adventures of Blood Ninja?
OR GOD FORBID, ANY of AlbertPrince 's blog!!!!
If you want good erotica, skip on over to [blog saintlianna] 's place. SHE knows how to talk dirty.
12/18/2005 3:53 am
Errr... he was making a joke, yeah? Please tell me he was making a joke.|