Gotta Love Drunk People  

rm_Dug4Elise 37M/35F
28 posts
8/4/2005 9:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Gotta Love Drunk People

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.

"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/4/2005 10:11 pm

lmao love it!!! thanks for the laugh

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

crankyourwagon 45M

8/4/2005 10:18 pm


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/4/2005 11:28 pm

lol OMG! I can just imagine....

Boney isn't often drunk but the boys certainly got him plastered the night of his bucks night...

I got home 4 am to find him past out in our bed covered in vomit, sand and god only knows what else....

I drag him into the shower propped him up and turned it on while I changed the sheets...the whole while he was cursing and swearing at me....

the next morning he rolls over and says...

thankyou for cleaning me up


rm_Pussycat2272 44F

8/4/2005 11:47 pm

very funny

singlesearch 57F

8/7/2005 6:14 pm

Cute Joke

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