Feathers and Candle Wax  

rm_DevilishlyJ 33F
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5/3/2005 1:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Feathers and Candle Wax


Do any of you think that this stuff turns people on...and I don't literally mean feathers and candle wax alone, I mean all those hoaky cliche sex-aids. I mean, what has the world come to when we need to use a flavoured lubricant to spice up our sex lives, "Gee Susie, you know what would be hot? If you sucked me off using this here strawberry lube!"..."Sure Jim, I love the taste of artificial strawberry and lubricant mixed together...yummy!"
Please, I used to work in a sex shop, so I've tasted my fare share of lubes, creams, oils, powders, and tested nearly every toy out there. Sure some are great fun, especially those buzzy ones, but if one more person mentions spanish fly around me, they're getting a kick in the balls (or ovaries).

LonsterMonster 34M

5/3/2005 9:26 pm

Hey can you tar and feather me before we get it on?

I know what's up with food flavored sex aids?

Just use real food, it's alot better.

Later Devil >


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