~CHICKEN POOP~  

rm_DarknStar 54F
3006 posts
3/11/2006 1:43 pm

Last Read:
3/13/2006 8:34 pm

~CHICKEN POOP~

My Mystery is Solved!

ALL Week long, I have read a sign in my hometown, and wondered what the HELL they were talking about.

The sign read: We NOW have
~*Chicken Poop*~

Mind you this is on a Walgreens sign, and I had no ideal, what in the HELL they were talking about.......

SO!..Finally I stopped in today, yes they suckered me in to see what the hell was this chicken poop. I felt funny asking, but if they didnt want you to ask a DUMB question. Then they wouldnt have put it on the sign like that!

Its CHAPSTICK!

YEPPERS!! Your to put this chicken poop on your LIPS!

and YES I was suckered into buying this for 4 bucks......I just wanted it, for a good laugh with friends and family, that doesnt know what chicken poop is!

YEA!! I have put the CHICKEN POOP on my lips!!

NOW!!......Shut the HELL up and KISS ME!!




xxxhandyman4u2 55M

3/11/2006 4:19 pm

no way...women caint be trusted in stores ...nope...next thing ya know there'll be a sale on chicken shit...an you'll be first in line...


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
3/13/2006 7:08 pm

There's one out called HEMP. I know. I bought it, but it didn't work.

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


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