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rm_DarknStar 54F
3006 posts
5/8/2006 1:42 pm

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5/8/2006 6:56 pm

you wanta..... WHAT!

Well as my Monday slowly slips away. Things dont seem to be gettin any better.

Here in Indiana, I do ALOT of traveling to and from town on US40, and the speed limit now on US40 is 60!

But for some reason, something must have happen on Interstate 70. So they route traffic down the back roads to US40 to get the asshole on there way. I say leave them out on I70 and wait there turn to get through. Hell NO, they want to route bullshit drivers down US40.

So for my great fucking Monday Im having. I get to have some ROAD RAGE fun today. Me in my eagle vision and this stupid son of a bitch in what he thought was a bad black dodge, with a stinkin Hemi! Fuck his Hemi right in the ASS!

Semi's everywhere bumper to bumper and little ole me trying to get home safely. and This fucking Hemi, thought he would be master of the road. Well fuck him! Me and the prick driving the Hemi, Had open road. He was beside me on US40, he thought he was Mr Bad ass. fuck I showed him. I smashed the gas peddle down on my car, he did the with his hemi. and the race was ON speeds reaching way over 85-90. I kept up with the stupid bastard. I wouldnt let him over to my lane. Hey asshole stay over there, because I have plans to pin you behind a semi, then you will be FUCKED...HEHE It worked, THX to a semi, in the fast lane. hemi ass couldnt get over in front of me. damn Hemi had to put his BRAKES on in a big ass hurry, or he was going to kiss semis ass! I lost HIM! Me whipping in and out of semis. Playing the game catch me if you DARE!

Well needlesstosay I got what I wanted...Hemi or NO Hemi, dont fuck with me on US40 on a Monday. You will lose, or maybe alittle faith was on my side!. Oh well! I WIN!

YES...I suffer with the revenge of ROAD RAGE! If Im not racing some asshole down US40! Im giving hand signal to show them how I FEEL! Damnit one of these days, someone will shot me. They better kill me or catch me with an empty tank of gas. Because I WILL chase the mother fuckers.

and Having Road Rage, to and from HOME..It dont take long to get to where Im going!

Now I have to go back into town and pick up my hubby! God I hope I70 is better now. and the low lifers are off US40!

RAGE ON!!


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
5/8/2006 2:34 pm

Ain't road rage fun! Now if I could just figure out how to mount the rocket launcher and the mini-guns........ Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


HBowt2 59F

5/8/2006 3:49 pm

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP breath ..........in....out.....in ....out.....help is on it's way.....


lifeisablast333 54M

5/8/2006 5:32 pm

Buckle up....it's the law.....LOL
Have ya ever tried prozac??....just a thought......LOL
I like to drive my wifes little car, with the whole road rage thing,
dorks hollering flipping me off, and then the fun, they whip over, and jump out of thier car, all mean and tough like, so I pull up, and unfold out of her little ride, all hairy and all 280 pounds of pissed off redneck....it's kinda funny to see the looks on thier faces........so far they have all drove off before I get to close........The Redneck


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/8/2006 5:41 pm

    Quoting RevJoseyWales:
    Ain't road rage fun! Now if I could just figure out how to mount the rocket launcher and the mini-guns........ Joe
YES! Sorry got all excited over your comment.

I think it would be great to have the little guns on the bumper, or how about just a push bar, you know gettem out of your way, mainly at a traffic light. My says "Light dont get any greener" or "I know that damn thing as a gas peddle, USE IT!" Got the granddaughter saying it too. Damn sometimes she says it before Me!

Sorry Joe for the little rant. Im just in a road rage state of mind. and YES! Im SO guilty of it! I guess Ill stop after I get caught, God help me!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/8/2006 5:45 pm

    Quoting HBowt2:
    DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP breath ..........in....out.....in ....out.....help is on it's way.....
*Breath*....Hell Yea!...I didnt get caught doing it, once again!

THX for stopping by my blog!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/8/2006 6:56 pm

    Quoting lifeisablast333:
    Buckle up....it's the law.....LOL
    Have ya ever tried prozac??....just a thought......LOL
    I like to drive my wifes little car, with the whole road rage thing,
    dorks hollering flipping me off, and then the fun, they whip over, and jump out of thier car, all mean and tough like, so I pull up, and unfold out of her little ride, all hairy and all 280 pounds of pissed off redneck....it's kinda funny to see the looks on thier faces........so far they have all drove off before I get to close........The Redneck
I am always Buckled Up! Its the Law!

Matter of fact, yea I have tried prozac! I loved them! But it wasnt pretty when I flipped out on them! I would have K*LL*D, if I could have got ahold of HIM!

AND I SO GLAD!! I aint EVER ran into anyone like you yet on the road! Shit I my piss my pants, or just scare the living little fuck out of ME! ....

Ok! Ill not road rage while driving through Oklahoma!


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