OH...damn its a new day!  

rm_DarknStar 54F
3006 posts
5/6/2006 7:41 am

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5/7/2006 5:06 pm

OH...damn its a new day!

Well my head is NO better this morning. Maybe its a Lack of Nookie! Maybe Im missing my protein shot! Who the hell knows. I do know Im tired of just feeling unwanted and unneeded. You peeps here in Blog World give me laughs and make me feel better. But its that time of the day, when I have nothing to hold me, and make me feel the way I want to feel!...Yea I know I dont make since half the time. But thats just me, damn cant ya tell Im missin something in my life.

Just fed up, at the moment. Hang in there it WILL pass, its a woman thing....and Im not even on my period. I just want to be bitchy!

ANYWAY I want to say Good Morning to all of YA!

and I'll share an email my daughter sent me.

Mid-life

I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably relate.

Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.

Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."

Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.

Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"

In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally
-- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Mid-life means that you become more reflective...You start pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now, for the body you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired.

That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!




RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
5/6/2006 8:32 am

LOVED the email from your daughter. Tru stroy, and my own personal way to fight depression. Pets. I don't care how tired I am at the end of the day, or how down I feel (I suffer from severe chronic depression), when I pull up to my house, and my dog and cat come running over to see me, it reminds me that I am loved. I know it sounds weird, but they perk me up every time. I simply can't stay feweling sorry for myself when they can't wait to see me. They give unconditional love. hope you find your answere Star. Joe

VIVA BLF! b)

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
5/6/2006 8:36 am

And all kidding aside, if it's really bad, see your doc. Anti-depressants CAN and DO help. I've been on them for over 20 years. Don't suffer, there's no need to. There's no shame in getting some help in getting over some rough times. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/6/2006 9:19 am

    Quoting RevJoseyWales:
    And all kidding aside, if it's really bad, see your doc. Anti-depressants CAN and DO help. I've been on them for over 20 years. Don't suffer, there's no need to. There's no shame in getting some help in getting over some rough times. Joe
THX Joe....and for your kind words. It maybe unbelievable, but I do listen to you guys and take everything to Heart!!

Have a Good Weekend! *Hugs*


suprcunnilingus 56M
212 posts
5/7/2006 2:23 pm

Sure you look fantastic DarknStar.

Youth is wasted on the young...but just sometimes I wouldn't mind ny old body back lol

Be great, be brave and enjoy every day

Supr x


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