MOTTO........To Live By!  

rm_DarknStar 54F
3006 posts
4/11/2006 6:44 am

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4/12/2006 12:30 pm

MOTTO........To Live By!

A friend sent me this and I love it

My new motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

To the GIRLS!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Have a Wonderful Bitchin

Because I CAN!

firestarter665 42M/39F

4/11/2006 9:46 am

Your new motto to live by is Mr. Fire's favorite.

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
4/11/2006 1:26 pm


"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

Allsleeky 35F

4/11/2006 5:19 pm

I like this!

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. So true!

CopseAuralRunty 45M
700 posts
4/11/2006 8:33 pm

Very funny, have a bitchen day!!!

Women Women everywhere and not a pussy to eat......

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