Have You Heard  

rm_DarknStar 54F
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12/28/2005 9:08 pm

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Have You Heard

Well like I said I am bored. So I surfed some quotes. and these caught my eye..lol

1. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

2. Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

3. Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

4. Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

5. To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

6. Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen

7. Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

8. Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

9. The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Author Unknown

11. An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. ~Author Unknown

12. How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. ~Flash Rosenberg

tmdt4u 61M

12/30/2005 7:10 am


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