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Snotty Bitches for NO apparent reason...
Snotty Bitches for NO apparent reason...
Op/Ed Article or Long Assed Rantt? Your call.
Ever notice there are maybe 3 types of swingers when you boil it down to its bare essence?
- Fake Swingers
- Real Swingers
- The "Beautiful People"
Now there may be more on your teams scale... we have been in this 15 years so maybe we are jaded and tend to OVER generalize. If you have more... please... fill us in!
For US (not necessarily YOU... before you start in ok?) it kind of breaks down like this...
Fake Swingers are the ones that like to consider themselves in the lifestyle but dont really DO any actual fucking! Sort of like that kid in high school from the Chess Club that hung out with the football players? Vicariously being a football player, without taking any hits? Being at all the parties, flirting with other people, and having a profile on a couple of sites... does NOT make you a swinger. This shit may fool your vanilla friends into thinking you are amoral "burn in hell" types, but you dont fool the rest of us. "The Beautiful People" CAN fall into this category.
Real Swingers... DO THE DEED. They come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. They can be party animals or wallflowers, but generally have respect for all in the lifestyle. They dont knock others for the things they might be into, as long as others dont knock them for NOT being into the same thing. They have TONS of variations on their themes... friends first, nothing but sex, and everything in between! "The Beautiful People" CAN fall into this category... though its rare for US to see them actually DO anything with anyone that isnt also a member of "The Beautiful People", they sometimes get drunk enough to "lower their standards".
And then... there is... The Beautiful Ones!
You know the type...All snotty and shit for no fucking reason? The "We are WAY too good for you" way they dont respond to your emails. The way they sequester themselves in the corner of a meet and greet, surrounded by others of their type in concentric circles spreading outward based on the beautiful people pecking order. Like some force field to protect them from the undesirable elements that you apparently dont know you are. These are the couples that use words in their profiles that make me want to VOMIT!
Including, but not limited to:
FIT, HOT, SMOKIN, and ULTRA appear at random intervals.
All of the words on the above list make me wanna puke for the simple reason that this shit is completely SUBJECTIVE! What is VERY attractive to me, might not be to someone else and vice versa. What this tells me is that when Ken and Barbie looked in the mirror, THIS is what they consider VERY ABOVE QUALITY FIT HOT AND DESIREABLE... to them.
Soooooo... basically they wanna fuck themselves, their clones, or reasonable facsimilies of themselves.
Dont get me wrong, they are entitled to whatever floats their boat, just as I am entitled to be interested in nailing most any female with a fuckng PULSE that doesnt outweigh me by more than I can BENCH PRESS! Which... for the record she would have to be over 460 (my weight plus what I can bench).
I can find something beautiful about damned near ANY female... except the snotty bitches. Their picture may make my dick hard... but their attitude is a case of erectile dysfunction just waiting to happen! The only thing WORSE are the snotty bitches... that SERIOUSLY are on the outer fringes of the Beautiful People Force field. They BARELY made the cut for inclusion, and now... they feel entitled to the same snotty assed attitude. These are the girls you see orbiting a really big girl in college as if they are trapped in her fucking gravitational pull and cant escape! Why? They look better than the "fat chick" by comparison. Some of them are so damned DELUSIONAL that they think they are doing their "fat chick girlfriend" a favor by hanging out with them... it "UPGRADES" their appearance to be seen as accepted by one of the "beautiful people".
But it gets worse.... sadly...
Now, these snotty bitches that barely made the cut, are getting older... they cross 40 and still think like they are 20. When they look in the mirror, they think its the JEANS that make their ass look big... not their ASS. They are BLIND to the their progression into middle age. They have stretch marks, wrinkles, and an ever growing collection of creames, tonics and potions to aid them in their battle against that wicked bitch father time. Not to mention the fucking METRIC TON of shit labeled "THICKER FULLER HAIR"!
I swear to all that is good and sacred, I could put CAT PISS in a bottle labeled
"THICKER FULLER HAIR" and women would buy it!
But I digress.
Lets face it... swinging for the most part is a wide assortment of beautiful women who let their guard down at some point and Joe Average swept her off her feet! Be it sparkling wit and charming personality, or the financial means to treat her like a national treasure... Joe Average got in under the "Pretty Boy Radar" and won her heart.
Now he is usually so close behind her it appears as though he is skiiing on a tow rope shoved in her ass! Hell *I* do it! Lemme get this straight... You are beautiful, sexy, will swing... AND love my big ugly ass more than AIR? Perhaps there IS a Higher Power after all!
So here we are... Beauty and The Beast! Or as I prefer to call us... Bait and Tackle...
She Baits.... guess what I do!
Point being... sometimes these "Beautiful People" are nothing more than window dressing for the phot ops we call PARTIES, and sometimes they are REAL PEOPLE that give two shits about PEOPLE and not some fucking Body Mass Index or Fat Content.
But for the most part.. they are Hot Chicks, married to Hot Guys and they are looking to fuck carbon copies of themselves ONLY. Thats their right!
Personally I am too busy making MONEY to hit the gym as much as I would like, and counting calories requires math. I fucking DESPISE MATH and only use it to count MONEY, not calories. If you see me as a giant lard assed tub of goo... thats ok!
Really! See that hot chick in picture? The one that makes you open our profile?
I get to hit that at my whim! And she cant live without it either.
Apparently I must have SOMEHTING going on huh?
The only difference between MY wife and the Snotty Bitches... is the Snotty and the Bitch.
Oh... and SHE will fuck me!
The only other possible group i can think of are the WILL FUCK ANYBODY group.
You know em... They are needed as well as anyone else in the bunch.
Well... except the snotty bitches
Kens and Barbies, and the cheaper, lower quality Snotty Bitch chinese knock off versions... all available at Toys R Us.
Real Swingers available in our Profile!
9/4/2006 7:04 am
The irony of it all is that the beautiful snotty bitches are the ones that everyone wants to fuck. The more bitchy they are, the more a man wants them. Its a game to the princess. The truth is they are so into themselves that fucking them is usually one step beyond masturbation. They want to be pleased, but seldom are. Woe is the life of the beauty queen. Miss 2006 will soon be dethroned by Miss 2007.|
11/28/2006 2:49 pm
Hey man! You're married! Congrats! I watched your blog for sometime and you quit posting so I stopped. Today I was going thru my old posts and ran across your comments on my blog and thought "I wonder what he is up to?" |
I'm only on the hunt for married women and couples and so far just finding the Fake swingers"