Sex and Marriage  

rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
65 posts
3/27/2006 4:11 am

Last Read:
4/5/2006 5:04 am

Sex and Marriage

Today... and from this day forward, I will read chapter and verse from the ManBook. This is the Male Handbook. I could very well be taking my life in my hands and end up buried in a shallow grave for sharing this information with you, so you had DAMNED WELL appreciate it!

The thing is... I see plenty of happily married and adventurous women on here looking for something on the side. For whatever reason they are unhappy with their current level of enjoyment in their relationship.

I cant really address the adventurous and oversexed female with a perfectly functioning and willing male at home willing to Sexplore. If you are not getting any, there is something way deeper than sex going on there.
That whole scenario just DOESN'T MAKE SENSE according to the ManBook.

So factoring them OUT of the equation, who is left? Sexually incompatible couples with HER suffering and looking elsewhere.

Lets delve into what might be the issue here...
ManBook - 1:1
There are women you love, and there are women you fuck, never love a woman you fuck and never fuck a woman you love.

Now before we go ANY further, there is a "standard disclaimer here":
I MUST make you aware that NOT ALL MEN go through life with the ManBook as a mantra. Some use it simply as a guide, some for reference, and still others shun the ManBook in ALMOST all of its aspects.
Generally the ones that give no weight to the ManBook teachings are gay. Or at the very LEAST they are on a waiting list to become gay and already own a small dog and think teaching piano would be a nice career choice.

Moving on...
What does this mean? For the truly manly man, the ones that practice ManBook Mantra daily, women are to be tallied with notches on their belt, bedpost, or in their memoirs. That said, they treat women like gold to get them in the sack and then they treat them like whores. If she passes as a whore in bed, she might be "side pussy" material as long as she doesnt fall in love or get too needy. Either of those happen and he is moving on so fast you hear the air slam shut in the space he was standing in moments before! What manly man, quoting chapter and verse from the ManBook is going to marry a whore?

Then there is the ones that use the ManBook as a guide of sorts. They find someone that is sexually compatible, fall in love, and then... STOP treating her like a whore. They can't very well treat someone they LOVE that way, can they?
God forbid they have a child! Now he not only loves her, but she is the freakin Mother Mary now! You can't treat Mother Mary like a whore!
Sadly, she married your dumbass BECAUSE of the hot sex and now you wont give it to her?
Serious issues here!

From Psych 101 we learn:
OEDIPUS COMPLEX: For Freud, the childhood desire to sleep with the mother and to kill the father. The Oedipus complex is closely connected to the castration complex.

Guess what? Once he transferred his Oedipus complex from his mother over to you... he just castrated himself. Where does that leave you?

Generally it leaves you in an otherwise AWESOME relationship! With the exception of the fact that he doesn't touvh you anymore, you are madly in love with each other. If you are lucky and he is the faitful type, he is merely whacking off to internet porn that depicts ALL of the slutty little things he USED to do with you. If he isnt... he is out doing slutty little things to other women he can't / won't / doesn't fall in love with.... if you are lucky. Sometimes they DO fall in love and POOF! Your whole world comes crashing down around you!
It sucks.... but for a large portion of men... its fact. They cant fuck who they love and adore!

Now the females on the other hand are now out looking to fill that missing piece of the puzzle and they have to find men that they wont fall for. Instead of being a friend with benefits, he ends up being a benefit that is extremely lucky if he gets your friendship. Now HE treats you like a dirty little slut and you love it! Too bad you cant let him fall in love with you... if you do... he might not fuck you anymore either!

Next Time....
GASP! My partner would NEVER do that for me!


candican14 51F

3/27/2006 4:36 am

Kudos Dager, where does one get a copy of this ManBook?
Hope you don't end up in a shallow grave any time soon.
{=}c~


rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
41 posts
3/27/2006 6:07 am

    Quoting candican14:
    Kudos Dager, where does one get a copy of this ManBook?
    Hope you don't end up in a shallow grave any time soon.
    {=}c~
Sorry doll...
Sad as it is to say... unless you are willing to cough up the FeManual for a ManBook... I just can't see it happening.

I would trade you fair and square too! But NOOOOO! You ladies hold on to them more tightly than virginity doncha?


candican14 51F

3/28/2006 5:05 am

but we all have our price baby
{=} c~


rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
41 posts
3/29/2006 12:20 pm

    Quoting candican14:
    but we all have our price baby
    {=} c~
and yours would be............?


rm_nokdasoxov 51M
13 posts
4/4/2006 7:41 pm

Reminds me of an old manly quote:

"The secret to getting pussy is to treat a whore like a queen or treat a queen like a whore"

The first time I heard this shit...I had to take a double thought...

1. Whores like to be treated like Queens (shower them with gifts & $$$)
2. Queen types (not all mind you) like to be treated like a whore in the bedroom.

As shitty as the quote is, it makes sense. (To a guy, anyhow)

Even though this makes some kind of sense, I never subscribed to this thought. I like sex to me MUTUAL between both parties (i.e. i want her & she wants me). As long as both parties are in agreement, UP FRONT, what the relation ship is going to be (serious dating, just sex, 1 night stand, etc.) then all is well in the kingdom of ecstasy.


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