Battling the mental midgets...  

61 posts
7/7/2006 2:04 pm

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Battling the mental midgets...

To Blog or not to Blog?...that's the question. The answer for today is....sure, why not. I had a strange week and some very strange emails so I thought I would share them. The only purpose here is to give you something to laugh about and hopefully deter anyone else (reading this) from making a comlpete Ass of themselves by mimicking this type of behaviour.

Please dont be offended by the title of my blog (subject to change) it's just the way I'm feeling today...and without further ado...lets move on to Dipshit #1.

Sender: chocolatebar12
To: ChesterPussy
Date: Jul 5, 2006 10:50 PM EDT

.........its ok not to respond back.......

.........i think u should go to "my space"...with the teenagers...there u can use the tough un class words and un lady like responses and negativity...and be..."""cool"""cause that """ur space""""

............there r better ways at communicating what u do not desire...learn how..............sincerely xxxxxx

Sender: ChesterPussy
To: chocolatebar12
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:03 PM EDT

Maybe YOU should go to "Myspace" and play with the teenagers. I'm sure they can appreciate your bad grammer and bullshit "chatspeak" abbreviations a lot more than the adults on this site. Your remedial communication skills are laughable.

Have a great day

Sender: chocolatebar12
To: ChesterPussy
Date: Jul 6, 2006 6:29 PM EDT

however,,,it was predictable....because what i said touched a nerve...and people get angry when they cannot handle the truth......i did not insult u...just suggested that u communicate ur desires in a more pleasant way....u look to be attractive....but then again>>>>""""attractive does not correlate to intelligent""""" does it?????pls do not get angry...i only made a suggestion....ok... looked at the map to see where chester was.....u r kind of far out the hills...r we not??????? perhaps that is why u r so negative...and whole u can be excuse for ur behavior....i understand why.....--------------------------------------------------

Sender: ChesterPussy
To: chocolatebar12
Date: Jul 7, 2006 5:43 PM EDT


First of all, you could'nt get me angry on your best day. I just find it absolutely absurd that you direct me to go play with teenagers when you (yourself) cant even communicate like an adult. Your passive/aggressive attempt to belittle me is so transparent and ridiculous that it only makes me feel sorry for you. It's obvious to me that you've been "shot down" by every woman on here so now you've gone on the "offensive", but my question to you is....What the hell did I ever do to you? If you dont like my profile...leave it alone and move on to the next one.

P.S. Dont even waste my time with that "prejudice" bullshit... I'm attracted to white men, thats called a preference, not prejudice you stupid Ass. The sooner you learn the difference, the better off you'll be.

Have a wonderful evening !


I just could'nt put myself through the pain and torture of sifting through another one of his illiterate responses so I had to block him but you can just imagine the crap he would have come up with next. What on earth possesses people to offer unsolicited advice?


Dipshit #2 is a "special friend". I just love people who write vile, rude responses to semingly harmless comments...enjoy!

I did'nt save his first email but it was the typical BS..." I'm this"..."I'm that"..."lets get together"..."and by the way I'm a Lawyer". There was nothing rude about his email but I was'nt interested and I did'nt want to deal with him so I wrote back...and I quote...

" I hate offense"

Happy Hunting

The following is what I received in return (and guys on here still wonder why we dont return messages).

Sender: VAlover4fun
To: ChesterPussy
Date: Jul 2, 2006 3:21 PM EDT

you are a real slut! i don't know where you get off being such a bitch. i mean you have nice tits, but i would destroy your cunt.

thanks for the i hate lawyers comment. why? can't ever get one to put up with your shit?!

(Hey, at least the Asswipe knows how to use proper punctuation and grammar )

Sender: ChesterPussy
To: VAlover4fun
Date: Jul 2, 2006 7:39 PM EDT

LMAO, thanks for the laugh

You're a funny guy.

P.S. What are you going to destroy my Cunt with...a stick of dynamite?? I seriously doubt that tiny dick of yours could damage an infant.

Buh Bye Fucktard !


Anyway, thats all I have for today...everyone have a fun weekend...good beer...and great sex!

PleadLispsHoman 34M
1 post
7/7/2006 5:10 pm

That's pretty funny stuff. I would pay to see some of the messages you ladies get. It's probably always good for a laugh.

43 posts
7/10/2006 3:04 pm

HaHaHa, no need to pay..I'll post them here ;

rm_BloeJoe 49M

7/12/2006 5:10 pm

OMG Cheetah... I will pay you DOUBLE to NOT post the emails I've sent to you... wait... double nothing = nothing huh? uhmmm okie.. I'll give you a buck... should go pretty far out in the "hills"

43 posts
7/14/2006 3:24 pm

LMAO Bloe, I'm busy composing a collection of all your works as we speak. " Dear Penthouse forum....."

rm_BloeJoe 49M

7/14/2006 6:08 pm

uhmmmm "busy" compiling?? I spellchecked and edited and RE-edited them already... sooooo... what's the hold up? Gonna puttem in cryogenetical.. er uhmmm cryptological... er... I mean... uhmmm time order?

FlunkWakesSpins 68M

7/22/2006 2:14 pm

after reading your blogs, its sounds like you have a problem w/everybody!! Maybe you're the problem??

43 posts
7/25/2006 3:47 pm


If you're going to be a fucking baby and delete my comments from your blog then dont come in to mine and try to start shit. If your fragile ego cant handle a little constructive criticism then perhaps Blogging is a bit out of your league.

imafunnybugger 45M

8/14/2006 7:44 pm

Chester, It seems only the fuck wits get responses lol. DO you respond to any of the good guys?

hotandinheat69 44M
3 posts
11/13/2006 2:32 pm

Hi again sweetness!

OMG... you are TOO funny! LMAO I LOVE your wit, cynicism and cutting edge humor. You are not only beautiful but extremely intelligent and quick witted... a LETHAL combination! Lol

The only thing I have to say for the dim witted who "plot" or choose to go up against you... "Duh!" Lol

Have a GREAT night, sweet-thing!

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