How To Tell If you Are A Drug Addict  

rm_Catgirl_Meow 43F
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12/23/2005 10:37 am

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How To Tell If you Are A Drug Addict


1. You actually pay for drugs.
2. You use a straw as opposed to a rolled-up dollar bill.
3. YOu use the word "blow".
4. You're a guy and you're backstage at a Marilyn Manson Concert (unless you are a dealer or a police officer).
5. You own more than one Pink Floyd record.
6. You do cocaine during a show. (If you do it after a show, you're okay. If it's before, you're tettering on the Brink.)
7. The mere mention of cocaine makes you pass gas or the sight of it makes you want to defecate.
8. You've written more than two songs that refer to drugs.
9. You get kicked out of a band for being a drug addict.
10. You're friends with a model.
11. You live in New Orleans.
12. You pay for your groceries with rolled-up dollar bills.
13. You've ever been in Dr.Hook or known the lyrics to a Dr.Hook song.
14. The embossed numbers, particularly the 0's 6's and 9's, on your corp. credit card are filled in with a mysterious white powder.
15. You're alone in your hotel room on tour and you do drugs.
16. You do drugs before 6pm or after 6am.
17. You hate everybody. (If you like everybody, you're on Ecstasy and I'm against you).
18. You know the name for the fleshy crevice between your thumb and index finger.
19. You're ever said, "This is my last line" or, conversely, "which line is the biggest?"
20. You invite people to stay at your home while you're on drugs.
21. You tell anybody about your childhood while you're on drugs.
22. You're not thinking about breasts right now.
23. you say, "I only do this when I'm with you."
24. You have your bodyguard watch the door when you go to the bathroom.
25. You're a guy and you talk to a girl who has a boyfriend for more than five minutes b/c she has drugs.
26. You're a child actor.
27. If you make the book "Marilyn Manson's autobiography Long HArd Road Out of Hell" into a game and do a line every time drugs are mentioned, then not only are you an addict but you may be dead.

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