How To Tell If You Are A Homosexual (Guy's POV)  

rm_Catgirl_Meow 43F
12 posts
12/23/2005 10:18 am

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How To Tell If You Are A Homosexual (Guy's POV)


1. If you get someone else's sperm on you.
2. If you've ever owned a Smiths album.
3. If you get hard while sucking another guy's dick. If you don't, you're straight - unless he gets sperm on you.
4. If If you're at a gay bar, you're not gay. But if you're at a str8 bar and you talk to another guy longer than you talk to a girl, you're gay.
5. If you tap your feet to a smiths song.
6. If you discuss art for more than 45 minutes.
7. If you've ever worn a beret.
8. If you kiss a guy and he has a hard-on, you;re not gay unless you have a hard-on too.
9. If you have any kind of sex - with a male or a female - to the Smiths, you're gay.
10. If your only purpose in life is to get girls pregnant so they can have more girls to have lesbian sex together.
11. If you jack off and get cum on yourself.
12. If you get a boner watching Gilligan's Island.
13. If you don't get a boner watching bewitched.
14. If there's a Smiths song on in a bar and you're in the bathroom with your dick in your hand.
15. If your name is Richard and you go by Dick.
16. If your friends with anyone named Dick.
17. If you don't cheat on your wife, you're only using her as a prop to make other people think you're not gay.
18. If you're friends with a model.
19. If you fuck a girl who likes the Smiths.
20. If you fuck a pregnant woman and she's carrying a boy, you're gay. If you get sperm on the amniotic sac the baby will grow up to be gay too.
21. If you've ever talked about or owned a crystal - especially if it's crystal meth.
22. If you've ever put band-aids on your nipples as a fashion statement.
23. If you're not thinking about breasts right now.
24. If you know what sperm tastes like (especially if it is your own).
25. If you kiss a girl with tongue after she's swallow3ed your cum.
26. If you get hard while reading this.
27. If you're a male model.
28. If you get choked up listening to "Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure.
29. If you're a clothing designer.
30. If you get a hard on while defecating.

ticktock500 44M

12/23/2005 10:33 am

what is your deal with the smiths? (do i hide those cd's with my international male catalogues-under a spare duvet i keep in the closet?)


redmustang91 57M  
8660 posts
12/23/2005 10:54 am

I don't know the Smiths music at all. I used to like some of George Michael's music before I knew he was gay. Does that make me gay? I am pretty sure I am straight, care to test me?


rm_Catgirl_Meow 43F
3 posts
12/23/2005 11:13 am

ha...ha...HA!

Redmustang, Im sorry to say you are GAY!! for owning a George Michael. THe facts are the facts afterall!


rm_Catgirl_Meow 43F
3 posts
12/23/2005 11:15 am

You R GAy! Sorry. The verdict is in. ha ha ha. Owning a George Michael before his coming out might give you some headway though. Hmmmm. I'll have to get back to you on that one.


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