Techno Rabbit and the common man  

rm_Boomerboo 61M
39 posts
9/7/2005 4:19 am

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Techno Rabbit and the common man

An odd topic but one which came to light this past weekend. Trying to compete with the Techno Rabbit is both unlikely, as well as virtually impossible. Think about it - the damned thing rotates in ways that no man has been able to achieve, and the rotating pearls? Well, let’s not even attempt to go there with that one!

No wonder women are so anxious to use them. I’m surprised that we men even get a second look every now and again. And on top of it, the damned thing doesn’t drink beer; will do what it’s told; and not give any lip back! And, if this past weekend is any sampling of its attributes, being merely “average” does have its drawbacks, and then some. But…..

On the positive side, and this is the way one has to view it, instead of viewing the damned thing negatively, I’ve discovered it’s a whole lot better to embrace the possibilities of how it surely enhances sex. That’s provided that we men don’t view the use of it as a “failure” on our part, but as something that only adds to the enjoyment of the experience. So, don’t be jealous of this mechanical beast, but look at it as your friend as well. Remember, it’s your name that she’s screaming, and not that of the Techno Rabbit!

rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
9/20/2005 6:03 am

Man oh Man.. I would trade billy in a heartbeat for one of those.. I haven't got one.. And not sure I want one either... I might never leave my room.. *weg*

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