Here I go again preaching about food!  

rm_BlondNBlue76 40M
44 posts
2/12/2006 7:07 pm

Last Read:
6/26/2007 6:41 pm

Here I go again preaching about food!

Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

Now this part just really screws me. My clients are never gonna listen to me again. After all the poking and anal prodding of test subjects the worlds leading dieticians have come to some perplexing results.

1.The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2.The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

3.The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4.The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5.The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/12/2006 10:46 pm

LMAO Good post.


kyplowboy22 61M

2/13/2006 8:12 am

Sounds like this has some merit, to me. lmao

kpb


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
2/19/2006 2:48 pm

Its the flouride in the water. That's the ticket.


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