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A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium has
12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons,
11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
You will know it when you see it.
2/3/2006 3:13 pm
LMAO. great stuff keep it up.|
2/3/2006 11:38 pm
clever, dude. I liked it.|