This Isn't A Costume Party?  

rm_BlkMaximus 49M
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8/5/2006 4:36 pm

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8/26/2006 5:40 am

This Isn't A Costume Party?

Do you remember the scene from, “Legally Blond” where she walks into what she thinks is a costume party with a Playboy Bunny outfit on, only to find out it wasn’t a costume party after all.

In that case she was the butt of a joke, but I have had something like that happen to me here at AdultFriendFinder.

I have met some women, who I wish I hadn’t met on this site. I would have rather them not seen what my penis dimensions were, until a time when she could have been, pleasantly surprised.

There is certainly convenience in being able to place a shopping list of what we do and do not physically and sexually enjoy, however, it is also limiting. Particularly when I don't want to fuck every woman I meet, but some I would still like to meet!

There have been surprises in my vanilla life that don’t exist here. Additionally, when I read a profile of a woman who might truly have something to say, I feel that I might appear ridiculously fraudulent responding to what she said considering the auspices of this site.

It’s like I walked into this party in my Chippendale briefs and overhear someone with whom I feel a genuine connection towards. Do I say, “Excuse me I’m BlkMaximus! My sword is 9.5 very thick and lasts all night long… by the way, I agree that the US has lost the moral authority to effective intervene in the conflict between Israel and Hezbollah”?

Now Elle Woods bounces back wonderfully from her fiasco, but in this arena there isn’t a second chance to make a first impression.

I have, I’m sure, ignored what may have been wonderful experiences because I focus on what I have always liked rather than what I have never had…contentment (see 1st blog).

So if you’re a woman, reasonably bright and doesn’t smoke ignore - all of my other “preferences” because you might be a Harvard educated attorney in a bunny suit or a good woman looking


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