Qualifications to work as a proofer on A F F......  

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1214 posts
6/2/2005 9:09 pm

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4/2/2006 5:43 am

Qualifications to work as a proofer on A F F......

Okay, it is my understanding that the following qualifications are needed in order to work as a blog proofreader at A F F!!!!

#1)To have no qualifications to work anywhere else.

#2) To have no desire to work anywhere else.

#3) To be illiterate.

#4) Must be willing to deny post for absolutely no reason what so ever.

#5) To refuse a post atleast twice in one day.

#6) To sit on ass all day, getting horny off of all the hot stories the bloggers are righting about and become insanely jealous and to keep denying them ensuring that the author will be so pissed off ruining his/her day.

#7) To be insanely ignorant so that vague statements/reason/excuses will only piss off bloggers.

# To read only at a kindergarten or preschool level, ensuring posts to be visible after 6-8 hours of waiting.

#9) Must like pissing people off.

#10) To be a total and complete jackass to any and everyone, because there is no way for a person to retaliate at a computer screen!!

I am writing this mainly to see if anyone truly reads these dayum(might get pulled for misspelling) things!! C'mon A F F it is getting really old and tiresome that you allow blogs to become visible after 8 hours of waiting only to pull it again after comments!! Get a grip!!! Work in shifts, are you tired of sitting at a computer reading that people have lives!! Go have sex!! Take some of our ideas and go, have sex, so that you can stop jerking off to our stories taking all freaking day to post the damn (might get pulled for language) things!!

Lady

Hey guys if you can think of any more requirements feel free to list them!!!

PS. I just love that pic, don't you????


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/2/2005 10:38 pm

very funny...thanks for the laugh...


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/3/2005 12:38 am

Way to go Lady, ROFLMAO


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
6/3/2005 4:17 am

ROFLMAO PMSL it sure looks that way at times doesn't it DN

WyvernRose


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
6/3/2005 7:23 am

Lady...

Rant On! You really are on a roll.

The illiterate ones or the computer they have programmed to do the checking have denied my last posting a few times. Glad to see your criticism got through.


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/3/2005 9:23 am

another criteria...
you must have been denied employment at the Department of Motor Vehichles.
and it helps if you date inside your family tree
gene pools so shallow, there's no reflection


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
6/3/2005 11:59 am

Very cute....


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/3/2005 12:14 pm

thanks for making me laugh


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/3/2005 1:01 pm

lady a very bright post
on the low side, i think ur wasting ur talent and energy on this topic....
wish u a fulfilling weekend


Jerosd 47M

6/3/2005 1:34 pm

well...this one came trough..lol


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
6/3/2005 2:05 pm

Great!!!....but I am a chicken...I refuse to comment as my blogs are always denied. Bad Girl


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/6/2005 1:52 pm

Excellent... will send in my resume straight away...
Then slowly take control of the blogland section and run a tight ship with a ?*


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/7/2005 8:23 am

LOL! Lady you are a hoot! Great post!


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