I am no crook, but I am a Dickaholic!!  

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1214 posts
5/23/2005 9:29 pm

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3/30/2006 8:28 pm

I am no crook, but I am a Dickaholic!!

Thank you for stopping by the Sexual Council Canidate Buffet!! Before we get started let me say that, many already know that I am a Dickaholic!! Now, some might say what is a DICKAHOLIC? Well, it is someone devoted to pleasing as many dicks, as often, as I possibly can!! I mean, sucking, licking, caressing, stroking, teasing, pleasing, in everyway!! Right down to those lovely balls!! We, DICKAHOLICS tend to kiss, fuck, suck the dick, as if it is a priceless gift!

As a member of the council, I promise to ensure that all dicks are properly pleased, and adored as they should be!! I will not turn any away!! You will be pleased when you cum to my office!! I will not rest until all the dicks in Blogland have been kissed properly!

I will make a promise right now that I will never let a drop of cum, be wasted, it will always be tasted!! Just remember to vote for me, because I know that: Cum, it's "good to the last drop."

I also hope that you will lend your support to the following canidates!

Mayor keithcancook
Deputy Mayor sexyfitwoman
Fire Chief: need_4more2
Town Planner expatbrit49
Town Engineer Postingnick
Town Slut: Mi mwpm

For fellow council members vote for:
and 4nik8 4u

Thank you for cumming, please enjoy the buffet...I see a dick that needs my attention!! I


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
5/23/2005 10:23 pm

I'm starting to "get" how important my civic duty is. Yeah, never hsd it 'splained to me so engagingly. So, voting is a very very GOOD thing....and oh so crucial...
.....how often are these election things?....(beaming)
...and how great is this?
.....can I stay here?...I don't seem to be able to turn towards the door..

sportyfun56 106M

5/24/2005 12:40 am

well I do certainly appreciate your attitudes and philosophy's towards ... ahem... Dicks...
And while I see that you are misguidedly supporting my opponent for the office of Chief Fire Starter and Finisher, I won't hold it against you. You'll just need to practice some of your special dick pleasing to work your way back into favor... lol.. But I'm sure you are up to the task.

(pending Fire Chief)

LimesMastsAvoid 70M
456 posts
5/24/2005 5:03 am

Can I get a ticket for parking my knockwurst ?

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/24/2005 8:55 am

sportyfun, I am endorsing him as Fire Chief because he knows exactly how to start a fire and knows exactly how to use his hose to put it out!!! I just haven't had the pleasure of knowing your skills, nor you mine!!


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/24/2005 11:15 am

Is there such a word as pussaholic?

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/24/2005 12:21 pm

i will vote for you councillor,

Lovely food by the way


I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/24/2005 12:40 pm

if there is, then i am really in trouble, because I love that too!!

expatbrit49 62M

5/24/2005 3:15 pm

Oh Purejoy I am one of those ..... MMMMmmmm Pussaholic.
Thanks for you support I am in a tough fight for the seat so:
Tupperware and Popeye or Orgies and Porn Stars. YOUR CHOICE

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_xx23x3 44M
51 posts
5/24/2005 3:19 pm

Pussaholics are spreading,I've been infected by this insidious affliction.


rm_gsahung2000 46M

5/25/2005 6:18 am

I definitely knew I had something it's nice to know I am not alone...so when's the next group meeting??

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
5/26/2005 2:53 pm

You have my 1001 votes.

Voting Commissioner Cajun Pet

HELP WANTED: Beautiful sexy lady for Assistant Voting Commissioner of Blogtown.

Job requirments:
1. Sexual relationship with Voting Commissioner of Blogtown everyday.
2. Strip search all male voters of Blogtown, for vote cheating and fraud.
3. Proceed with further actions if necessary.
4. May have to do cavity search for more hidden information.
5. Report all vote cheating to Voting Commissioner Cajun Pet.
6. Full Investagation of Town Planer expatbrit49, the biggest voting cheater.
He will try to buy you off.

Keep blogging and have a great day.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/26/2005 9:00 pm

I'm in. (or at least I hope to be)

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/27/2005 9:48 am

Keith you are definately in!!!!


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