Dickaholic Candidates are on the Case............  

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1214 posts
5/24/2005 8:31 pm

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Dickaholic Candidates are on the Case............

Are you suffering from Dickatoid Arthritis????? Does your dick grow hard and begin to throb? Are you in need of assistance from us? We can assist you in being free from this ailment!!Symptoms include the following: Inflammation of the Penis lining, called the penisium, can cause pain, stiffness, swelling, warmth, and redness!! Other parts of the body may be affected as well, including numbness and weakness in the right hand!! Dickatoid Arthritis has periods where it is more active than others, and many have serious flare ups upon waking in the morning! This is a serious disease that needs to be eradicate from Blogville immediately!! If you have any of these symptoms please sign the book and we will perform a thorough exam to determine the proper treatment!! Bella and myself have decided that we the true Dickaholics running for public office should team up and assist the male population of Blogville with this condition!! We will perform exams and immediate treatment if needed, as well as boosters to keep this condition from plaguing our community any longer!!! No man should have to deal with this alone!! Know that if we are elected into office, we will always perform our civic duty whenever, and where ever needed!!

We are highly trained and our skills are unsurpassed in treating this under reported condition!!! We have studied, all symptoms and have an excellent treatment regimen!!! Do not worry men of Blogville, we are here to help, please, and satisfy in every way possible!! But we need your support, so that we can make sure that everyman, gets a thorough exam and treatment, so encourage your friends to cum to us for checkups!!! Vote for us!! We are Dickaholics!!! We get things to cum!!
Vote Bella for Town Manager!!!!! Vote Lady for Council!!!!

Thank you for your support!!! You will be pleased!!!!

Lady
Dickaholic Candidate for Council!!!
Cum!! It's good to the last drop!


rm_xx23x3 44M
51 posts
5/24/2005 9:56 pm

I am a Dickatoid Arthritis sufferer,have tried many treatments,ointments, creams, gels, and some home appliances.Nothing worked!!But now that found Bella and Lady, The Dickatoid Arthritis specialists,my life is so much the better.No more numbness or weakness in my right hand,no more penisium,and no embarrassing emergency room visits(penis vacuum long story).I highly recommend Bella and Lady,The Dickaholics of Blogtown.There they Blow!

X


need_4more2 44M

5/25/2005 3:47 am

Excellent comment, xx23x3 ! I am also a recovering Dickatoid Arthritis sufferer thanks to the help of these two beautiful angels! And, yes folks, they do BLOW! (so did I! ...\8 )


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
5/25/2005 2:20 pm

i think i need to book a long-term treatment with this team of dickaholic specialists.....


Apolybear 54M

5/27/2005 12:34 pm

Maxwell House is going to sue you for copyright infringement with that cum slogan...lol


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