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heres a picture of my ass for no particular reason
no, i'm not really drainbamaged, however i do have a "unique" perspective of things, heres my take on world politics.
tits, ass or vagina? i dont feel theres any contest here, heck, men have tits and asses.
if we have risen so far beyond banging on rocks and hunting furry things for food how come every new cellphone i buy is a bigger piece of crap than the last one? technology my ass.
for the people of my generation, the dukes of hazzard movie, jesseca simpson, johnny knoxville and the guy who played stiffler in american pie, someone shoot me now, not that i dont agree there couldnt be a better candidate to shoehorn her whoopie cushion into those famous shorts, but for someone who cant figure out how to operate a gas pump in real life, playing the moonshine running daisy duke is a stretch.
introduce anal on the first date? maybe we should vote on this.
ever meet someone who just totally creeps you out? theres a guy at work thats a cross between "it puts the lotion on its skin" buffalo bill and the "i believe u have my stapler" guy in office space, i'm sure he doesnt have a well in his basement or wears womans skin, he probably wont burn the place down but it still has me a little on edge.
siskel and ebert, sigfried and roy, john belushi, john candy, chris farley, it doesnt pay to be either a gay co-host or a overweight comedian.
oh ya, i was gonna say something about politics and such, rest in pieces very soon osama, we will find you and kick your ass.
rock on freeks, be good or be good at it.