My Private Part Died Today  

rm_BDSMCouple3 54M/53F
3 posts
12/23/2005 5:58 am

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My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. . Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died
today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with
his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing

The_Wraith_1969 47M

12/23/2005 7:25 am

Too funny!

Anthonyblue 63M

12/23/2005 7:42 am

Very very funny. Thanks for the laugh. Merry Xmas or happy holidays.

bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

12/23/2005 7:56 am

LOL, this was funny!!!

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