Get Him HOT!  

360 posts
12/4/2005 9:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Get Him HOT!

I guess I'm not posting enough about sex. Hmmmmmm, could be because I'm sort of asexual right now. Working on the film I don't seem to have much time for thinking about anything else. But I promised I'd tell you how to get him hot.

1. Stand there
2. Pass within 50 feet
3. Play with your hair
4. Smile
5. Adjust your blouse
6. Adjust your bra
7. Adjust your pantyhose
8. Unbutton your blouse
9. Show your tummy
10. Say, "You're cute."
11. Say, "I want to suck your dick."
12. Say, "You can cum in my mouth."
13. Say, "I want you to fuck me."
14. Say, "I want you to fuck me hard!"
15. Say, "I want you to cum inside me."
16. Remove his belt
17. Remove his shirt
18. Remove his pants
19. Remove his underware
20. Touch him anywhere
21. Wrap your hand around his dick
22. Actually suck his dick
23. Actually let him cum in your mouth
24. Swallow
25. Remove your belt or sash
26. Remove your blouse
27. Remove your bra
28. Remove your skirt or pants
29. Remove your panties
30. Show him your pussy
31. Let him smell your pussy
32. Let him touch your pussy
33. Let him lick your pussy
34. Let him fuck you
35. Let him fuck you hard
36. Let him cum inside you
37. Show him porn
38. Have a female friend join you
39. Ask him to fuck her
40. Give him yohimbe

If that doesn't work, check his pulse, call the coronor, and hope he has life insurance.

This has been a public cervix announcement.

Dee_n_Jon 66M/51F
31 posts
12/9/2005 10:10 am

I can not believe you have not had any comments on this. I totally think that you are 100% honest in this post. Hell just answer the phone when a man calls u and say Hello sometimes does it. D and J

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