THE RULES  

rm_Auburn9999 48F
61 posts
5/19/2005 10:12 am

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10/17/2007 12:10 pm

THE RULES


This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name) and _____________ (fill in name).

This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles:
1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9pm -- we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed...
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- including money.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges," we are not friends, just bed buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get up, get dressed and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position -- the less eye contact, the better.
18. NO condoms, NO sex.
19. Bring your own drink -- I am not a liquor store.
20. No phone use, please -- I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying... you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.

* Extra tip for successful booty calls: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void, and you will then be removed from the Booty Call List and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In otherwords, you will be blocked from all communications until you understand the rules.

Participating Party:
Signature:_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party:
Signature:_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Note: click read more if you can't see the whole contract.

NightOfPassion2 58M

5/19/2005 11:11 am

Nice pick...id sign it....


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
5/19/2005 11:42 am

pretty clear, i love ur straight talking...


SebastianAdams 41M
2 posts
5/19/2005 2:24 pm

It wasn't clear to me if you'r taking aps or not but, if you would like my John Hancock or you would like to put your hands on my cock please feel free to blog me back. I'm not real sure how this works. I was just thinking anyone as insightful as yourself could see clear to an exhausting, erotic, sexual escapade.


rm_toaster001 44M

5/20/2005 11:15 am

Well, Auburn, the question here is whether or not you would call the cops if you came home early from work one day and found me trying on your underwear?


VergeFastsShiny 46M

5/25/2005 1:34 am

Toaster001: Dude...you need some help for that underwear thing...that's sick, but funny. LOL

Auburn9999: Neat contract...sounds like something a guy would have. LOL


freddiemercury5 52M
5 posts
5/27/2005 4:40 pm

I agreed to all that shit and it backfired on me! LOL


hrdtoplese 42M
1 post
6/8/2005 6:51 am

i am willing to agree to this contract all the way through.


rm_piccolo1964 52M

6/10/2005 2:24 pm

I CAN GO ALONG WITH YOUR RULES . ITS ALL GOOD ALL I NEED IS PLAY TIME


6ft34u 58M
43 posts
6/13/2005 11:40 pm

Auburn9999 damn girl long time have not seen or talked with you but i do remember that i owe you a ride on my Harley!!! PS will sign your agreement in triplicate !!!


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
6/24/2005 6:11 pm

guy contracts have other clauses

dont show up at my place saying your pregnant. ive been fixed.

dont show up at my place.

anything i said in the heat of the moment to achieve victory will be immediately forgotten after said victory. ie "i never said i loved you"...."the hell i did"

if i said i will call you, i will if you were any good, my first preference fell thru, and i wanna smoke your pot and/or raid your fridge while im over.


rm_mantoy0069 41M
2 posts
6/27/2005 12:04 pm

All terms accepted as stated. Please advise and what kind of gifts your lovelyness desires. Would love to see you wednesday


TryMeOutForFun2 39M

7/1/2005 3:49 pm

I'd sign it.


rm_PLEASANTJAY 52M
1 post
7/14/2005 4:00 pm

Nice Contract...I wonder if it will work out...At the end most will be exhausted to return HOME! Maybe it will be nicer to stay in that state.


brad09227 48M

7/14/2005 10:19 pm

Booty call !!!!!

great contract.... A guys dream


tthomkatt2004 51M

7/25/2005 5:30 pm

wise words auburn, and war damn eagle


bamaguy711 45M
1 post
7/27/2005 3:48 pm

Well im a ROLL TIDE fan,dont hold that against me.But I do have something for you to hold.


Hornyiniowa73 43M
7 posts
8/27/2005 6:20 am

Nice Contract, any man would be more than willing to sign that to be will you.


rm_vision412 52M
1 post
9/8/2005 9:44 am

Screw the rules, I break rules


buzz6962 56M
3 posts
9/13/2005 4:40 pm

I don't have a problem with sort of agreement. Kinda gets things out in the open and up front. I don't know if there's much openess on this site. Love Auburn9999's frankness and honesty!!! Talk dirty to me, baby!!!!


CuriouseGeorge2 42M

10/7/2005 6:08 am

That has to be the best shit I have read on this site...lol. That was absolutely great.


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