Just some random thoughts  

rm_Auburn9999 48F
61 posts
7/21/2005 11:17 am

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3/24/2006 11:45 am

Just some random thoughts


YEAH, I'm a BITCH.....Just not YOUR bitch..

Okay fellas...there's been something on my mind quiet a while, but I've kept my mouth shut (OMG!, can you believe that). I personally would rather see a shot of your face, than the "jewels".

Don't get me wrong...Imma RED BLOODED AMERICAN FEMALE...and I LOVE DICK...but...I mean I don't care how big your dick is, if you have a face that looks like Gollum, you still aint getting no pussy!.....

C'MON LADIES...what do YOU have to say?

ALSO, you men...I know you all like to think that you are blessed with above average dick...but really...if you have less than average girth or width...don't show it....we're all laughing our asses off at you and showing it to our friends!

MEN, you that post pics that aren't you...guess what...we WILL find out...and when we do...we'll tell everybody...again...save yourself the trouble...

Another thing I have a problem with. If you ~are~ going to post a cock shot...Please...AND I MEAN PLEASE clean the damned thing up!...by this I mean trim some of that shitt you got growing down there away. I don't know about other women, but I don't really like getting a hair caught in my throat when I'm giving head. SO...if you've got a "bush", you aint getting head!

Okay, we ladies enjoy a nice looking ass just like you men do...However; I find it particularly revolting when ya'll bend over and stick it out OR worse yet... spread your butt cheeks...I mean your profile didnt' say you were gay/bi...are you? ..I mean WTF?...Does that mean you want a dick stuck up it? Am I supposed to strap on a Dildo?...C'mon...use common sense!

and last...but certainly not least...(I HAD TO ATTACH AN EXAMPLE)...MEN, trust me...we do NOT want to see your asshole....again...that screams "I want something stuck up my ass"...confused? see "John21213"

That's just my opinion...what's yours?

tempfork123 50M
11 posts
8/8/2005 11:19 am

Well, I haven't tried to send you anything, but your post is pretty damn funny. You seem to be in total control.


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
8/10/2005 1:10 pm

Good to see you are still around, Auburn. And in good spirits as usual I see.


buzz6962 56M
3 posts
9/13/2005 4:53 pm

Good mood...badd mood....it's great to read your comments!! You kinda keep this site sane!!


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