smile.. Sex is fun  

rm_Artyxxx 47M
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5/16/2006 5:23 am
smile.. Sex is fun

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it - we're closed.

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q:What's another name for pickled bread?
Dill-dough.


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