What to do now that summer's here  

rm_Aquietas 40M
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4/29/2005 12:41 am

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What to do now that summer's here


Here it is, my mental diareah page. Just proof to all the people out there that lurking in the clubs and your local wal-mart are guys like me. Guys that take time to enjoy the finer things in life like leaving a big cloud of diesel smoke in front of all the marithon runners. Showing up with a 12-pack to the church's single social night. Yep im that guy. To say i dont give a fuck is kinda un true, i do give a fuck! I give a fuck so much that im willing to put myseilf in great social risk to take some close minded people out of their shell! I have conversations with other men at the porn store! ever tried it? its not that easy. Everyone walks around in the porn store like their in their comfy little bubble and they pretend that no one knows what their there for! They rationalize to themseilved too "If i rented the trans-gender anal clown olympics that does'nt make me sick, i just like the circus!" STOP LIEING! Chicks with dicks are weird but you need to look at them a couple times! It makes you realize that you need to do a package check the next time your in the bar cause if you saw a chick that looked like that you might try to fuck her and wind up with a sausage and a smile in your bed. Or that you need to drink less. Heres a tip stand outside the video arcade where all the guys go to spank it and when they come out all hot and sweaty pretend your a quality control person with the board of health and ask them to rate their expirence at the 3rd ave adult XXX bookstore. Would you rate your expirence as poor, average, good or great? Wear gloves and dont let them touch the clipboard. I like to go to McDonalds and order a wopper and a beef baja chalupa. I like annoying the people at the t-mobile keosk with questions about my version wireless cell phone. I show up drunk to pick up my roomate at his AA meetings! But thats all winter activities, what the hell am i going to do now? I guess i should try to get laid (my roomate thinks it would help) i think it would help too but i think its just too much work. Besides i abuse myseilf like a video game joystick enough. All hail summer its time to have some fun.....

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