Sex In The Morning......  

rm_AmishAmy 100F
842 posts
4/14/2006 5:43 am

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4/20/2006 6:17 am

Sex In The Morning......

my favorite sex is in the morning.....
but to pay the price of having someone stay with me overnight....
i'm kinda funny about that.....
that means something
for some reason....
maybe it's because
my morning routine
is less than glam...
stumble out of bed....
scratch of the ass...
run to the toilet
before my bladder explodes....
crazy hair.......
morning breath....
slurred speech til
cup of coffee # 1
slides down my throat...
throwing on my wrinkled sweats
kept neatly in a pile
on my floor next to the bed
take the pup for a pee
cuss at the door code
(i never get it right the first time)
self loathing on my way up
because i should be working out...
getting naked before the door shuts...
jumping in a cold shower..
trying to dry off with a handtowel....
because i forgot to grab a bathtowel...
damn me...
then i'm human.....
then i'm ready for morning sex....
ugh...
it's not like in the movies is it??


norprin5 55M

4/14/2006 10:46 am

it never is, sweetie...but then, there are many who would put up with all of that for you

King Nor XVIII


elbman 41M  
2566 posts
4/14/2006 10:58 am

I think you could get away with calling someone over in the morning....but then what would you do the night before...


Seriously_Real 48M

4/14/2006 5:07 pm

I suppose it's all about priorities, n'shit...


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