Horny At The Holiday.....  

rm_AmishAmy 100F
842 posts
4/14/2006 4:28 am

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4/18/2006 9:23 pm

Horny At The Holiday.....

no adult movie for me.......
not because of lack of interest....
my finger was on the remote damnit......
i had the title all picked out...
pulled the linens back...
turned the tv towards the bed......
fluffed up the pillows....
got into position to watch and
you know.......do whatever....
and then i got to thinking about billing.......
how would that bill out on my invoice......
the hotel invoice i would turn into work
for reimbursement......
i pictured my boss sitting me down in his office:
"amy, tell me why there's a $19.95 charge for something called
Big Bang 2006 "........ugh
so i consulted an expert via internet......asking him in his
experiences with hotel living
(i assumed his expertise, though i have my doubts now)
how to avoid having that on my bill...
...but he got back to me too late.....
..i had to settle for "Real Sex".....
and that didn't do a thing for me......
i'm not into foot fetish.........
so i'm still a porn virgin.....
i'm not sure what's worse....
being in ohio....
or being horny at the holiday in......


p33c3y0 42M

4/14/2006 7:38 am

i love ohio. especially in the spring.


norprin5 55M

4/14/2006 10:43 am

"Big Bang 2006"? a new theory on the beginnings of the universe...

almost anything can be explained

King Nor XVIII


Seriously_Real 48M

4/14/2006 5:10 pm

he should know that you check out and pay with separate card on a separate bill...geez....amateurs....

--seriously


blueguy1051 60M

4/15/2006 2:17 pm

There are a lot of ways. I do all my bookings on line, so take that printed receipt and submit it. Do all other charges to your credit card separately.

And yeah, nights alone in a hotel room suck. I do it all too much.


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