Are You Pro Oral...........  

rm_AmishAmy 100F
842 posts
4/20/2006 6:15 am

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4/21/2006 6:27 pm

Are You Pro Oral...........

last night......
i took part in a conversation about oral sex.......
i love to talk about sex.....
i love to partake even more....but
talking about it doesn't do much for me......
ok wait....
there was that one time.....
with that one guy.......
who got me hot and made me cum......
as he was talking about sex....
and hmmm....
that's also the same time
i got tangled up in the cables....
bent the prongs and put my home PC out of commission......
but we won't bring that up........
ok so where was i??......
ok so we were talking about oral sex.......
and there was a statistic thrown out there
that about 1/3 of all sexually active people
have not........and will not
experience oral sex in their sexual lifetimes........
that's 1 in 3 people.........
ok is it me or does that just blow your mind........
um...no pun intended....
but honestly.......
does that seem accurate??
and why would people not even give it a go??
i vote yes to oral sex......
i wonder if we can write our congressman about this...
it's just not right...


woofff 41F

4/20/2006 9:19 am

The tone was confusing of this post.........I couldn't tell if were joking lightly or actually speaking in earnest all thru'.....


W.


p33c3y0 42M

4/20/2006 9:38 am

i vote yes. but only with people who roll the toilet paper *over* ...


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
4/20/2006 11:38 am

    Quoting woofff:
    The tone was confusing of this post.........I couldn't tell if were joking lightly or actually speaking in earnest all thru'.....


    W.
i'm always earnest....
(looking up earnest)


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
4/20/2006 11:39 am

    Quoting p33c3y0:
    i vote yes. but only with people who roll the toilet paper *over* ...
LOLOLOLOLOL.....

ok wait a minute....that's not funny!


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
4/20/2006 11:40 am

    Quoting rm_freshmoe:
    I think the number is closer to 1 in 4. I know from personal experience, because 1 girl I had sex with wouldn't give or receive. I doubt she ever will. I feel sorry for her husband. It's too bad she wouldn't let me do it. There's nothing I enjoy more than giving a woman oral pleasure. So, can I lick your beaver? I mean, can I lick you in Beaver? I mean, can I likc your beaver in Beaver? Unless, of course, you really are 90 years old.
moe.....don't you like older women??
and besides....i'm a little pissed off at you.....you made my coffee go through my nose when i read your response to elbman's crack post....(click on you)


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
4/20/2006 12:14 pm

Does that "never experience oral sex" mean giving, getting, or both? I think we should subdivide into categories just to clarify things...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


norprin5 55M

4/20/2006 6:27 pm

i looooove giving oral - even more than getting, i think

King Nor XVIII


blueguy1051 60M

4/20/2006 9:58 pm

I don't think writing our congressmen is a good idea ... they think that oral sex is an impeachable offense!


rm_774u2day 45M

4/21/2006 6:39 am

congressmen, the define anything they are too old for as obsene, and by the way why do you think it is shaped like a taco decoration?


Seriously_Real 48M

4/21/2006 7:27 am

oral sex is as essential go a passionate sexual experience as ketchup is to eggs.


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