Amy Helps Those In Need.......  

rm_AmishAmy 100F
842 posts
3/17/2006 6:10 pm

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Amy Helps Those In Need.......

Dear Amy,

First of all, thank you for your advice on women. I will definitely try wearing my underwear under my clothes on my next date. Secondly, thank you for the topical ointment for my rash, it is clearing up nicely. Lastly, to answer your question, yes, the sex I had yesterday was very enjoyable, and I look forward to the day when I can share that experience with an actual partner.

Amy, I'd like to ask you another question if you don't mind. I have read in GQ that how you unroll your toilet paper tells a lot about a person. Please create a poll that asks that question. I'd do it myself but as you know, no one reads me. Feel free to post my picture on this blog. I haven't figured out how to do it yet and I know everyone is anxious to see me in all my glory.

Thank you for your time and effort in this matter.

Sincerely,

p33c3y0


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/17/2006 8:49 pm

Amy....you are too funny!


norprin5 55M

3/17/2006 8:51 pm

Dear Amy,

First of all, tha you for your advice on hedgehogs. I will definitely try wearing my meatloaf under my nose on my next date. Secondly, thank you for the oriental massage on my colon, it is loosening up nicely. Lastly, to answer your question, yes, the custard i had yesterday was very congealed, and i look forward to the day when i can share that experience with an actual armadillo.

Amy, I'd like to show you another body part if you don't mind. I have read in GQ that how you clip your nosehair tells a lot about a person. Please chisel a stone tablet that asks that question. I'd do it myself but as you know, no one understands me. Feel free to post my picture on this tortoise. I haven't figured out how to do it yet and I know everyone is anxious to see me in all my frillies.

Thank you for your time and effort in this matter.

Sincerely,

LustyTaurus

King Nor XVIII


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

3/17/2006 10:05 pm

I just love your blogs!


p33c3y0 42M

3/18/2006 8:26 am

here's the *actual* e-mail i wrote to amy ... don't be fooled by these atl bloggers, people ... they're *trouble*.

dear amy,

the webcam session was great last night. i've never cam'd with anyone who was sitting out on their front lawn before. i thought it would be weird, especially with the plastic flamingos and the ceramic gnome in the picture, but after you showed me what you *did* with them. well ...

and thank goodness that neighbor, out walking the dog, happened by just when your fold-out chair collapsed. i hope you didn't bruise too badly? and that everything was, er, extracted properly? it was hard to tell what was going on after the cam got knocked over. it's a good thing you live in utah where people are still willing to stop and help.

and last, you're right. there is no way for us to move forward if we don't settle this toilet paper issue. anyone that lacks the common sense to roll ... (well, you know which way i prefer) ... is going to suffer from all sorts of inadequacy issues. require constant attention. and probably do all sorts of *other* things backwards (that would explain the unfortunate chair incident, as an example). we should settle this like they did in the old days. blogging on a.f-f.

anyway, i'm glad you're ok. hopefully the indecent exposure charges will be dropped soon (did you get the cigarettes i sent you?) and you'll be able to get online again.


elbman 41M  
2566 posts
3/18/2006 2:39 pm

I missed these posts......glad to see them back.

And yes the ATL bloggers are trouble......esp the short bald one..


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