this i've leaned watiching web-casts  

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5/10/2005 12:22 am

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this i've leaned watiching web-casts

never thought i'd view the web cam...didn't even click on until i got my own computer in jan...it's like porn but with better acting...there's a realness to it...something more genuine to the hotness...
anyway, on to my discoveries...and please take these for what there are MEANT TO BE...non-judgemental, observations coupled with (hopefully) wry commentary on the obsurdity that is the human mating act...just understand that i'm teasing and not, irepeat NOT, ridiculing here...end of disclaimer

!. watching a woman's had up-close-and-personal with her vajayjay is not hot for me...never really has been...pull further out and it get's much hotter the farther away(more of the woman to see) you get...and a face expression?...so rare, it's become the new webcam taboo...anal?...yawn...so 1999...
and if you are too shy to show your face(i know, i know, can't risk the boss or the pastor's wife or the head of the PTA seeing you in the throws of full-throated orgasm), then do something extrodinary...my first weekend with the cam i saw two differnt canadian girls put their whole hand in themselves and it was SOOO HOTTT...a third used BOTH yes BOTH ends of a 44 oz bottle of labatts...now THAT was interesting...why these extremes are hot escapes me...but i had to share

2. wha the hell are they putting in the water in canada?
no, seriously, if it wasn't so rediculously cold in that part of the world, i would seriously consider expatriotism...(if at this point any of you feel the need to share a joke along the lines of "gotta do something to stay warm"?...punch yourself in the head instead)...my god...athletic(see above)...nimble, nubile, enthusiastic...and i'm not just talking the women's page...the couple's page is rife with canadian pairs that would put torvel and dean to shame...these people are competitors in the truest sense of the word...talk abou the heart of a champion!
nicely done!
oh canada indeed!
3. men masturbating on camera is just so absurd...it's like a bad cartoon from the early silent movie era...
4. men masturbating on the couples page is just...suprising...you click on expecting to find the pictured couple doing their best to wear out their a)web cam,b)knees,C) desk chairs,e)desks(not you though tablegirl...you truely have your own niche'),f)couches, g)beds and suddenly you're eye to eye with some guy's weasel as it's beginning to crest...hey, that's like a big old can of erection-be-gone ok stubby?...sling over to the guy's site or have the mrs. step in and lend a helping hand while weraing only yelllow cleaning gloves...something!
5. guys spanking off on the air should only do so if they have massive cocks...help me out here ladies...am i right or am i right?...i'm the straightest guy on my block(ok, so i live at the epicenter of gay pride in long beach, i still watch sportscenter more than the home and garden network)...i'm just sayin...if you're gonna play a telivized game?...bring a louisville slugger...
6. if you want to spank it on air boys, don't turn on the cam utill the monster of love has arived...guy's floggin limp noodles is just...sad...
&. the english are doing their best to give canada a run for their money...well played...
7. south of the equator lies nothing but disapointment...venezuela, brazille, argentina...chile?...you people are supposed to be HOT-BLOODED for god's sake...all i ever hear from my buddy who's been their...the whole country fucks...canivale this and carnivale that...well, i'm not seein it...sorry, the cannucks own you...i need to see some serious effort or you're gonna join the phillipines, mexico, and germany in triple A...suck it up or sit down...austraia's kickin your ass for chirst's sake...and they've only got like, what?...100, 150 people on their whole continent?...you're better than that...
8. russian chicks look like super models...
9. russian guys look like they've just gotten off of a submarine...they're nailin the super models though...has to be about proximity...


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