Politicians and assholes : sorry the same thing.  

rm_4it921 61M
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7/31/2006 3:39 pm

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7/31/2006 10:24 pm

Politicians and assholes : sorry the same thing.


I read a fantastic blog today from the "cliticals" ; well from Dee. It was well put together and incisive, now I am not even going to go there with my views on the whole Isreali thing but I thought on the political side there is a seperate side to be addressed.

Now I know that the current mayhem is not something to be taken lightly but in the pub tonight these are some of the thoughts that came out (no prompting from me)

ALTERNATIVE POLITICIANS :

Chief of staff America : Deputy Dawg !
Prime Minister England : Wylie Coyote ( thick as shit )
Minister of Transport : Penelope Pit Stop.
Minister of Spin : Top Cat
Minister for world affairs : Kermit the frog
Minister for apathy : Big bird
Minister for womens affairs : Madge Simpson ( who else, well Wilma Flinstone had a few votes )
Minister of Education : Lisa ( saw that coming didnt you )
Minister of mayhem : Bart ( yes yes yes )
Minister of health : Kenny ( well he allways comes back from the dead )
Minister for foreign affairs : Alf garnet
Minister for Comedy : Joe Pasqually (
Bad spelling)
Ministers of enforcement C.I.A style : The Anthill Mob.
Replacement for Condelisa right ( or wrong ) : too many to mention but Miss piggy got a massive vote along with Bett Middler strangely. But the winner was Olive Oil.
President of the U.S.A : lots of discussion here but candidates were :-
Animal : Dick Dastardly : Gonzo : Barney Rubble : Barney the dinosaur : Fozzie Bear ( my personal favourite ) :Fred Flintstone : Bugs Bunny : Popeye, but the winner hands down was ......................................................................Go on keep guessing..............................................................................................................................................................................................Madge Simpson. Which I cannot in all fairness disagree with.

If your wondering by the way HOMER was voted ruler of the free world by everyone including the Madge supporters.

No shit, no nastiness, no war, no politicians
no-one dying, just doughnuts and beeeeeeerrrrrr.
for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice thought eh!

By the way the following people were not considered in the voting.

Bluto : Elmer fudd : Daffy duck : Mr Burns : None of these people were considered because they seem to be running the bloody world anyway.

For Christs sake cant everyone live together. It cant be that fucking difficult surely.

Take care everyone
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