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I like coffee. I like black coffee if its good. WHY CANT I JUST ORDER A BLACK COFFEE ANYMORE. Sorry went off on one there. Its true
Can I help you sir.
"Yes I'd like a cup of coffee please"
What sort sir
" just a black coffee please"
Would that be a latte
"No black please"
With or without sir
"With or without what"
Cream or mocca sir
We have a special offer on Latte mocha double cream cold milk shit coffee sir.
"Yes very good but black would be good please"
How about a South American, Columbian, Cuban special barrista mix Sir.
"I want a F......G black coffee mate and if I dont get one I'm going to shove this whole tray up your a..e"
So the special offer doesn't interest you sir.
"NO NO NO NO f'in NO Can I see the manager"
Certainly sir would you like to see the Mocha Manager or the Latte manager or the.....
Sorry sir would you like a sandwich
"yes tuna please"
Would that be on White , Wholemeal, Grannary or
"can I have a cup of tea please"
With or withouttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
7/8/2006 10:39 pm
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