Why do men like smart women?  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
11/22/2005 6:05 pm

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Why do men like smart women?

I don't know why people leave these jokes on my desk...I guess they're just trying to make me laugh. So here ya' go...

How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What food describes most men?
Jerky.

Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
Women working at 900 numbers.

How is a man like a used car?
Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
In the pages of a romance novel.

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
No phone numbers.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

Alright, that all being said...I'm waiting at the front door with the six pack lol.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/22/2005 9:33 pm

Knock knock!

The one about the used cars... you could add... they usually smell funny too.

tires


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
11/23/2005 11:51 am

Hmmmm.....is a 6-pack enough for the stand-up routine?
Have a Happy Holiday K


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/24/2005 3:12 pm

Fred and Mary use a code for sex, the word is (washing machine)
one night in bed Fred whispers to Mary (washing machine) Mary says "not tonight dear, i'm tired".

Ten minutes later she feels guilty and says to Fred (washing machine)
"Too late" Fred says, "it was only a small load, so I did it by hand".


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 3:52 pm

have a happy thanksgiving 36


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/25/2005 3:44 am

Seeing as this blog isn't about matters of your heart, I thought you might not mind me asking a question..... Funky Monkey?

Oh... and I seem to have come across a slight discrepancy in your list of 100 things about YOU! (Lo

Aren't 37 and 55 the same?
Let's say you agree... That would leave you one down
What would it be?


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/25/2005 2:42 pm

LoL, for some reason when I read it an old Beastie Boys tune came to mind and I was singing it in my head.. I feel so stupid (Lo

How funny is that? My apologies.x

Mums the word


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/25/2005 2:45 pm

P.s Yes... I felt cheated (Lox


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/26/2005 2:01 am

LoL... That Funky Monkey


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