The why's of men...  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
10/3/2005 10:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The why's of men...

Someone just sent this to me and now that I've finished wiping away the tears from my eye's, I'm gonna share this with you...

Q. Why do men become smarter during sex?
A. Because they are plugged into a genious

Q. Why don't women blink during sex?
A. They don't have enough time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. they don't stop to ask directions

Q. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock

YOU'RE LAUGHING AREN'T YOU?!?!

Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q. Why did God make men before women?
A. You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

Q. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A. Don't know...it never happened.

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!!!

And my personal favorite...

Q. Why did God put men on earth?
A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
10/3/2005 12:04 pm

We can laugh at ourselves too ... see

[post 92759]

and defend ourselves ... somewhat

[post 66008]

cheers

TTT


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/3/2005 5:16 pm

lmfao! Thank for sharing...


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