More phone sex with Mr.X  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
11/27/2005 9:23 am

Last Read:
3/12/2006 4:59 pm

More phone sex with Mr.X

Mr.X: Hello
Me: Hey, what are you doing?
Mr.X: Studying, how about you?
Me: Thinking we could play a little if you want.
Mr.X: Hmmmmm
Me: Put your books down and go to your bedroom.
Mr.X: I'm in my bedroom
Me: Put the books down then
Mr.X: I'll lose my place
Me: Will you just play along
Mr.X: Pushy pushy...ok, books are gone
Me: Now, tell me what you're wearing
Mr.X: boxers
Me: really?
Mr.X: yeah
Me: I thought you wore those boxer briefs
Mr.X: this isn't how you do this phone sex thing
Me: OK, OK, so lay back and imagine I'm there with you.
Mr.X: alright
Me: are you imagining me?
Mr.X: yes
Me: what am I wearing?
Mr.X: an apron
Me: what?
Mr.X: I'm really hungry. Will you come cook for me?
Me: are you serious?
Mr.X: yes, I'm starving...I haven't eaten all day.
Me: NO, I won't come cook for you.
Me: Now, imagine I'm there with you
Mr.X: ok
Me: I'm kissing your neck and shoulders
Mr.X: mmmmm feels good
Me: now I'm moving down your body to your stomach.
Mr.X: my stomach is growling, will you please come cook for me?
Me: what are you doing?
Mr.X: imagining you here cooking for me.
Me: I've gotta go
Mr.X: why?
Me: I'm hungry now
Mr.X: what are you going to cook?
Me: just gonna make a sandwich
Mr.X: not gonna cook?
Me: nope
Mr.X: tease
Me: that was the best phone sex ever!!
Mr.X: I've gotta go eat something
Me: bye

This is what happens when phone sex runs amuck


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/27/2005 3:07 pm

I'll cook for ya if you give me your phone number! LOL

tires


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/28/2005 12:26 am

LOL ... That's why I don't do phone sex

Mmmn ... Waffles


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A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


Mmphmm 45M
592 posts
11/28/2005 10:33 am

Made for a funny post though (Lo

Love the pic.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/1/2005 8:41 pm

Phone sex - waffles
It's like the saying...
"I hate to eat and run, but it's better than running without eating."

tires


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