MAINTAINING A HEALTHY LEVEL OF SANITY  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
3/30/2006 11:26 am

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MAINTAINING A HEALTHY LEVEL OF SANITY

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20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If TheyWant Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We
Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. THE LAST SURE FIRE WAY TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF SANITY IS TO LAUGH AT THIS AND TELL SOMEONE ELSE THAT NEEDS TO LEVEL OUT THEIR SANITY TO READ IT TOO>


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
3/31/2006 7:41 am

Nice list K!!


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
4/1/2006 3:56 pm

LOL..I think I could do all of them...without a doubt!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


LongLasting624 58M
18 posts
4/25/2006 11:12 am

Good list, but I bet you could double or triple the number of good ones.


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