Everyone seems normal until you get to know them  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
10/31/2005 6:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

These are your Zen-like thoughts for today...
Happy Halloween!!! BOO!!

1. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

2. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

3. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

4. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

5. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

7. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

9. If you lend someone $20.00 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

10. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

AlbertPrince 58M

10/31/2005 6:20 pm

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

medisynergi 49M
2 posts
11/4/2005 11:56 am

if at first you dont succeed, switch brains since obviously yours is not working.

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