Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
10/30/2005 10:24 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

These are your Zen-like thoughts for today...

1. Don't walk behind me, for I may not lead. Don't walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have thier shoes.

Someone left these on my desk and I thought they were quite funny so I decided to share them with you. And the Buble' picture is well just because hehehe.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/30/2005 11:42 am

ha, I like numbers 2 and 3, those are cute.


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