Dating my daughter???  

rm_36specialk 48F
731 posts
11/20/2005 5:39 pm

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Dating my daughter???

My daughter is getting older and may want to start going on "harmless dates" with boys. So I've been thinking about this and decided that there should be an application process for any boy wanting to date my daughter.

Name_______________
Date of Birth________
Height______________
Weight______________
IQ__________________
GPA_________________
Social Security__________
Drivers License#_________
Boy Scout Rank___________
Home Address_____________
City/State_______________
Zip______________________
Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? yes/no
Explain____________________________________
Number of years parents married to each other:___
Do you own a van?________
A truck with oversized tires?_______
A waterbed?_______
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring?_______
A tattoo?_______
In 50 words or less what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?:
________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTENENCE" mean to you?:________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?:___________________________________________
Church you attend?___________________
How often?___________________
Best time to interview your father:_______mother________clergyman________
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential (meaning I won't ever tell anyone;honest, I promise)
If shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is______________________________
If beaten, the last bone on my body I would want broken is______________________________________
A woman's place is in the _____________________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is________________________________
When I first meet a girl, the thing I first notice about her is____________________________
(NOTE: If answer begins with a "t" or an "a" discontinue filling out applicaton, your head low, and run away in a serpentine fashion)
What do you want to be if you ever grow up?_____________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

SIGNED_____________________(Sign your name moron)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow six to eight years for processing. You will be notified in writing of approval. Please do not call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying brief cases. You are cautioned to watch your back.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/20/2005 7:22 pm

make sure if he has a van, that it doesn't have a waterbed in it!
we need more parents like you that care.

tires


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
11/21/2005 6:58 am

LMAO!! Love it! Being a male, I would be hard pressed to answer it completely under pressure (although, I didn't have that problem in HS, since I never dated ) and the watchful eye of her mom....
You might want to add references (beyond the parents and clergy). The old: "someone who's known you for 3+ years and can vouch for your character".
Good luck with the dating years


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
11/21/2005 8:32 am

When you shoot him make sure you leave him on the door step as a warning for the rest.


rm_RxSUGAR 60M
102 posts
11/21/2005 4:34 pm

Very good since I can really see you standing there with arms crossed,patin you foot until he finishes reading and signs. I'll be snickering for awhile bout this one.


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