MEN VS WOMEN PTII  

rm_2drescue 39M
15 posts
9/26/2005 8:11 am

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MEN VS WOMEN PTII


GROCERIES-a woman make a list of things she needs and then go to the store and buy them.A man waits till the only item in the fridge are half a lime and a beer,then he goes shopping and buy everything that looks good

SHOE-when prepari for works a woman will a simple shoe.she will carry her dress shoe in a bag from Saks,when a woman get to work,she put on her dress,five mins later she kick them off because her feet is under the desk.A man will wear the same pair of shoe all day

LOW BLOW-let say a man and woman are watching a boxing on TV.one of the boxers is felled by a low blow.the woman says'that must hurt'.the man graons and double over,and actually FEELS the pain

DRESSING UP-women dress to:water the plants,empty the garbage,answer the phone,get a mail.men will dress up for: wedding funeral and a date!

LAUNDRY-women do laundry every couple of days.a man will wear every article of clothing he owns before he he will do his laundry.when he is finally out of clothe,he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out and headsn to d laundromat.men always expect to meet beautifulwomen atthe laundromat

RICHRAD GERE-women like richard gere because he is sexy a dangerous way,men hate him cuz he reminds them of slick guys who dates only married women

MADONNA- same as above but reversed

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/26/2005 9:04 am

lol

here's a couple more...

MEMORY-women make lists to remember things,men drink so they can forget them

IDIOCY-when a woman is dumb she pretends to know less than she actually does, when a man is dumb he pretends to know everything


redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
9/26/2005 9:17 am

For me Richard Gere and Madonna do nothing at all. I find them unsexy and uninteresting. The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference. I do laundry every few days as I think it unhygenic otherwise. I get dressed up for parties, to meet clients, for court, to go to a nice dinner, to symphony or opera, for lots of occasions. I like shoes and change them often to feel fresher and for a change. So I am beginning to feel like a metrosexual guy.


rm_2drescue 39M

9/28/2005 6:28 am

onelittlesecret-thanks pal

redmustang91-if you say who am i to argue......lol


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