a union man  

rip1374 55M
150 posts
4/30/2006 8:42 pm

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5/3/2006 3:42 am

a union man


Buzz Hargrove, the C.A.W. bigwig, was attending a
convention
> > >> >> >iWindsOntario and decided to check out the local
brothels.
> > >>When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
union
> > >>house?"
> > >>No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
> > >>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
> > >>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
> > >>Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped
> >off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
> >shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where > >the
> >Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all
> >union rules."
> > >>The Buzz asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
> >get?"
> > >>The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
> > >>That's more like it!" the union man said.
> > >>He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed
to a
> > >>stunningly attractive blonde. I'd like her," he said.
> > >>"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
> > >>Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel
> >here has 53 years seniority and she's next.

blondietickler 43F
295 posts
4/30/2006 9:21 pm

that was good. i did get a chuckle from it. keep it up.


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