rip1374 54M
150 posts
6/9/2006 3:41 am

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6/9/2006 4:51 am


>>> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
>>> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
>>> Katie
>> went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
>> grandmother and comfort her.
>>> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
>>> replied,
>> He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
>> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
>> old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>>> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
>> advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
>> church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
>> and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
>> and out on the Dong."
>>> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
>>> if
>> the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
6/9/2006 4:39 am

LMAO!!!! Now that is good!


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