New Baby  

rip1374 54M
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5/24/2006 9:49 am

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5/24/2006 1:35 pm

New Baby


Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately,
> > the baby was born without ears. When the Mother and new
> > baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was
> > invited over to see the baby. Before they lefttheir
> > house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
> > explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told
> > him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
> > baby's missing ears or even said the word"ears" he would
> > get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
> > Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
> >
> > When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
> > beautiful baby."
> >
> > The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
> >
> > Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and
> > beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
> > really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
> >
> > "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful;the
> > Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
> >
> > "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
> > shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses."

evilgothgirl 51F

5/24/2006 9:52 am

Hee Hee


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